"Top Ten Signs that You are Stressed-Out"

by Jim Liebelt

10. You talk at your children, most often. when they aren't around.

9. You cry while watching episodes of Survivor because you live the show every day of your life.

8. You've dried articles of clothing in the microwave in order to save time.

7. You've imagined that your verbal explosions won't be so bad on your family once they get used to them.

6. You think your children's typing on the computer keyboard is WAY TOO LOUD!!!

5. For you, Maalox has become its own food group.

4. You go through your entire morning routine, but don't realize you are wearing your pajamas until you are on your way to work.

3. You eat instant coffee because it takes too long to add water.

2. You realize your only time of solitude is found in the bathroom.

1. You come home from work, kiss your spouse and your kids, only to realize you are in the wrong house.